Thursday, 29 December 2016

The largest village in the World



The largest village in the world is extremely large. It occupies nearly 10 million square kilometres, and has a coastline on three oceans, its total length being more than 200,000 kilometres. It is a well-populated village, being home to more than 34 million people.

If you haven’t guessed by now, the village’s name is Canada. But hang on, you might say, Canada is a country, not a village!

Allow me to explain:

In 1535 the French explorer Jacques Cartier proceeded up the St Lawrence River into Iroquois country. He came to a village set on a high promontory, which he renamed Montreal, or “Royal Mountain”. He asked the Iroquois if they had a name for the whole area beyond the village, but there was clearly a breakdown in communication because the Iroquois misunderstood the question. They gave him the name “Canada”, which Cartier promptly inscribed on his map.

However, although the name has been used for the whole country ever since, the Iroquois word “Canada” only means “village”!

© John Welford

Falacious reasoning



In order to understand what a fallacy is, one must also understand the difference between validity and truth. A fact can be true or false, but only an argument can be valid or invalid. Fallacies have to do with false arguments, not false facts. Likewise, one can tell a lie without committing a fallacy, although it is also possible to do both at the same time.

The world is full of fallacies. They are uttered on a daily basis, quite often by politicians, lawyers, religious people, advertisers, and anyone who wishes to persuade someone to do or accept something on the basis of believing a reasoned argument. However, if the targets of persuasion were able to see that an argument was flawed, or fallacious, they might not be taken in. It is therefore useful to be able to spot fallacies when they are used, and to be aware that one might be committing one when the boot is on the other foot.

Fallacies are dangerous because they can so easily be confused with statements of fact. One frequently heard argument, for example, is that somebody in public esteem must have committed an indiscretion based on the strength of rumours currently circulating. The argument used is: “There’s no smoke without fire”. That may or may not be true, and the person in question may or may not be guilty of the act in question, but the argument used is faulty. The fallacy lies in the inappropriateness of applying the facts about smoke and fire to a situation in which unsubstantiated accusations spread via the grapevine (and newspaper tittle-tattle) and are taken as being true simply because they are frequent and insistent. There may not be smoke without fire, but there can certainly be false accusations without any grounding in reality.

Undistributed middles

Politicians frequently fall for the argument that “something must be done”. A bad situation has arisen and a solution must be found. Action is taken and justified with the line mentioned above. This is often taken as sound enough argument, but it is a fallacy. The argument could be expanded as: “Something must be done. This is something. Therefore it must be done”.

Such an argument might sound persuasive until one substitutes other terms in a similar argument. For example: “My cat drinks water. My dog drinks water. Therefore my cat is a dog”. This is known technically as the “fallacy of the undistributed middle”, because the significance of the middle term of the argument has not been appreciated as being applicable to other circumstances. Yes, my dog does drink water, but then so do plenty of other animals, and one could just as easily argue, on this basis, that my cat is a buffalo or a chimpanzee.

The absurdity of the cat/dog argument is obvious to anyone, which is why the same reasoning needs to be applied to “something must be done”. Yes, the proposed course of action is “something”, but there are plenty of other “somethings” that would be just as reasonable if offered as potential policies. People need to be more aware of the rhetorical tricks that politicians play, because they are often based on reasoning that is just as fallacious as this.

A prime example of the “undistributed middle” fallacy was its use by Senator Joseph McCarthy during the “UnAmerican” witch hunts of the 1950s, when proof was sought that people in the public eye were Communists. This took the form, for example, of: “Here is a man who disapproves of racial discrimination. Communists disapprove of racial discrimination. Therefore this man is a Communist”. The fact of whether or not this is true is neither here nor there; the man might indeed be a Communist but this reasoning is not proof of that fact, because it is perfectly possible to be against racial discrimination and not be a Communist. It is important to realise that the fact that the reasoning is fallacious only negates the validity of the argument and not its truth, because the two are entirely separate.

Many questions

Although a fallacy can be defined as a faulty argument, the way it is presented may come across in another way, for example as a question. One such, which is often asked in a religious context, is: “What is the purpose of human life?” The fallacy involved here is known as “The fallacy of many questions” because it purports to be one question but is really much more than that. When it is asked of someone, the questioner is implying the question “What is the purpose of your life?”, and the same would apply whenever they asked it of anyone else. Every time it is asked it is a different question and may therefore get a different answer, each of which could be equally valid. However, by phrasing it in general terms the implication is that there is only one answer, which is of course the one that the questioner wants everyone to accept, whereas the question could only be valid if it sought to ascertain a purpose for every live individual, each of whom would have to be asked and for all their answers to be taken into account.

In this latter case, the questioner cannot be accused of lying to the person being questioned, because no assertion has (at this stage) been made, but they can be held guilty of using fallacious reasoning because of the nature of the tactic they are employing. It is a trick used countless times, not only in the sphere of religion but by politicians and the whole range of snake-oil salesmen who rely on the gullibility of their audience.

There are many types of fallacy that have been recognized and named, some notable ones being the Naturalistic Fallacy (which claims that anything that occurs naturally must be inherently good) and the Pathetic Fallacy (which ascribes human characteristics to natural objects).

In all cases, a fallacious argument is one that is not necessarily without basis in fact, as it might well so have, but it has no basis in logic. It is therefore often more convincing to defeat an argument by proving it to be fallacious than to seek to show it up as factually inaccurate or advancing an untruth. Fact and truth can be argued both ways, but there is no gainsaying of logic.

© John Welford

Wednesday, 28 December 2016

Ground crew responses to pilots



The practice in the British Royal Air Force (RAF) is for pilots to report any faults they find during flights on "Form 700" and for the ground crews to add their responses after the faults have been traced and fixed.

Sometimes the pilots express themselves in ways that demand a cynical reply. The following faults (F) and responses (R) were reported at 35 Squadron, Bomber Command, in 1972:

F: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement
R: Left inside main tyre has almost been replaced

F: Dead bugs on windshield
R: Replacement live bugs ordered

F: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
R: That's what friction locks are for

F: Something loose in cockpit
R: Something tightened in cockpit

F: Target radar hums
R: Target radar reprogrammed with lyrics

F: Mouse in cockpit
R: Cat installed

F: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
R: Evidence removed

F: Number 3 engine missing
R: Engine found on right wing after a brief search

F: Suspected crack in windshield
R: Suspect you're right

F: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget with a hammer
R: Took hammer away from midget

F: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough
R: Auto-land is not installed on this aircraft

F: Aircraft handles funny
R: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious

F: IFF inoperative in off mode
R: IFF is always inoperative in off mode

F: DME volume unbelievably loud
R: DME volume set to a more believable level

© John Welford

Was Pythagoras the first vegetarian?



Vegetarianism has been around for a long time, although where and when the practice started is uncertain.

One candidate for being first to advocate vegetarianism is the ancient Greek mathematician and philosopher Pythagoras (c.570 – c.495 BC) – he of the famous theorem about right-angled triangles and hippopotamuses, although I might have got that last bit wrong.

Pythagoras required pupils in his school of philosophy to refrain from eating meat, his thinking being connected to his belief in reincarnation – if people could have new lives as sheep or cows, eating these animals could be seen as a form of cannibalism!

The modern notion of vegetarianism was given substance in the 1840s, and before that date anyone who abstained from meat-eating was often referred to as a “Pythagorean”.

I am virtually vegetarian in that I don’t eat meat, although I do eat fish. Although I agree with many of the arguments in favour of not eating meat I do not abstain for ideological reasons – I just can’t stand the stuff and never could!

For me, the taste and texture of all forms of meat are far from pleasant, and for many years I really could not understand how anyone could actually enjoy eating it. I used to think that they were undergoing some sort of penance, because surely nobody would choose to eat it if they didn’t have to! I have become convinced over time that meat does actually get eaten because people like it, but it still seems odd to me.

One of the things I looked forward to on leaving home and becoming independent was never having to eat meat again, and I am glad to say that I never have. Perhaps I am a direct descendant of Pythagoras!

© John Welford

Hampi: an amazing survival from the 16th century



Hampi is a village within the ruins of Vijayanagar in Karnataka State, India. In former times it was an important city, and one of the most beautiful in the medieval world.

The Hindu kingdom of Vijayanagar, which reached its peak during the reign of Krishna Deva Raya (1509-30), was extremely wealthy, and magnificent temples and palaces were built during a period that lasted from the 14th to the 16th centuries. However, the Deccan Muslim confederacy overran the city in 1565 and it was abandoned.

Among the group of monuments and buildings on this extensive site are the temples of Ramachandra (1513) and Hazara Rama (1520) which are among the best in the whole of India.

Within the fortified area is a whole range of civil and public buildings, as well as religious ones. There are stables for horses and elephants, bazaars and markets. The Queen’s Bath is particularly impressive, as is the Lotus Palace.

Within a courtyard of the Vitthala temple is a stone monument that depicts a massive chariot being pulled by two small elephants, which would not appear to be up to the job as they are no bigger than the chariot’s wheels.

The whole complex has been a UNESCO World Heritage Site since 1986, under the criteria “Human creative genius”, “Testimony to cultural tradition” and “Significance in human history”.

© John Welford

Friday, 23 December 2016

Schönbrunn Palace, Vienna



The palace and gardens of Schönbrunn, in Vienna, Austria, are testament to the immense wealth and power of the Habsburg emperors during the centuries when they ruled over a vast central European empire.

The palace, built in the Baroque style, dates from the late 17th century although its construction was a long drawn-out process that was not completed until the 19th century. It began as a hunting lodge but evolved into a magnificent edifice containing more than 1400 rooms. These are sumptuously decorated and furnished.

The grounds of the palace contain a number of other magnificent structures including a huge orangery and a “Roman ruin”.

The park at Schönbrunn is as impressive as the palace, being more than a square kilometre in size. The Baroque style gardens are much as they were during the reign of Empress Maria Theresa (1717-80), including fountains, lakes and statues. The grounds are home to the Schönbrunn zoo, founded in 1752 and the oldest zoo still in existence in Europe.

The grounds were opened to the public in 1769 and have been a popular destination for local and foreign visitors ever since.

The palace became the property of the Austrian government when the monarchy fell in 1918, and the whole complex has been carefully preserved and maintained. It now receives more than two million visitors a year.

Schönbrunn has been a UNESCO World Heritage site since 1996.

© John Welford

How to play Beleaguered Castle



Beleaguered Castle is a one-pack solitaire game (“patience” on the British side of the Pond) that needs careful thought to make it come out, as well as the usual slice of good fortune!

Take the four aces and place them in a column. These will be the bases on which you will build each suit up to its king. Then deal the rest of the pack face upwards as follows:

Deal the first card to the left of the top ace, and the second to the right of the top ace. The third card will go to the left of the second ace down, the fourth to the right of the second ace, and so on until eight cards have been dealt.

The next card goes on to the first card you dealt, but overlapping it so that you can see the number on the lower card, and likewise for the next card to the right of the top ace.

Carry on until all the cards have been dealt, so that you now have eight “wings” as well as the four bases. Each wing will have six cards, the top one of which will be fully exposed and the rest will be partially visible. You will probably find it convenient to deal the cards from the centre outwards, so that the exposed cards will be to the left of the left wings and the right of the right wings. However, your preference may be to deal all the wings in the same direction.

The eight exposed cards are available for play, either on to the bases or on to other exposed cards, in descending value but irrespective of suit or colour, so that a five of clubs could be played on to the six of spades for example. Only one card can be played at a time, so strings of cards cannot be moved as a block.

If a wing is completely removed, the space may be filled by any exposed card from another wing.

In this game, it is important to plan ahead, and just because a move is possible does not mean that it is sensible to make it. This applies both to building on exposed cards and playing to the foundations. The aim should be to try to create spaces, and you should plan your moves ahead to enable you to do this. If you can, build your foundations in parallel (i.e. don’t build one suit at a time), because you will need to keep cards that are close in number on the wings to make building possible.

It is also worth noting at the outset where the low numbered cards are so that you do not bury them too deeply as you play. If all your two and threes are deeply buried to start with, you are probably not going to win. That is where the luck comes into play!

© John Welford